Would anyone be upset If I suggested moving the song to a different thread? I think we might be on to something interesting here (or at least something funny) and I would love to see a thread devoted to a massive, musical tribute to Towns

What I'd suggest is that we take what we already have in this thread, and copy/paste it into another thread; but re-arrange it so that it's in the right order (opening, verse, chorus, bridge, verse, chorus etc). We could even write a different song for each tragic end the town suffers at the hands of various monsters

I can just imagine a Very Merry Towns Christmas album; full of cheery, upbeat melodies and yuletime tales of slaughter and destruction

What's that you're eating? A nice, juicy apple? You weren't supposed to eat that you fool, you were supposed to make it into a pie! - last words recorded words of Francis D'Avre before he went looking for snowcherries, but found a hungry Yeti instead.