You are a primitive human (Forum game)

[Jon_jon13]

That nightmare was hilarious XD Keep developing the story, i'm enjoying reading it

[Aduvash]

You find a small pool of water nearby, enough to quench some of your thirst. You also consider sharpening your hatchet but it will probably break soon anyway and you would just break it faster. After awhile you manage to light your campfire so you clean the male rabbit and cook it, while it's frying you pinch yourself to make sure you're awake, while cleaning it you badly mangle the fur so you just chuck it outside. You then gather some branches for the fire. While at home you became so hungry so you ate the rabbit, it was delicious. You also find that there is a large rock with a small crater in it so you pick up another rock and put it on it so you now have a simple mortar and pestle.

You remember something of your past; the fact that you had a name... What was it? (This is where you decide)

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[b]Items:[/b]
1 Loincloth: Equipped
1 Basket: Alright
1 Hatchet: Poor
1 Wooden Spear: Normal

[b]Health:[/b]
Hunger: Full
Thirst: A little thirsty
Drowsiness: Well rested
Wounds: None

[b]House:[/b]
Bed: Thatch
Mushroom: Growing
Fire: Burning brightly
Mortle & Pestle
4 Stones: Rough
3 Small branches
2 Units of Nuts: Round
1 Flint

Notes: Remember that you can roast stuff with other stuff to get things like "Walnut roasted rabbit". Also, I put the inventory in code so that you can scroll past the page faster

[Sharpscope]

Lets name him EARL ( ) OOC: is the human primitive enough to make bows? XD


Sit near the fire and take a peek outside for any more water sources but dont drink from it yet ( Gotta keep dat water source up)

[Egreham]

Name yourself,
Earl the Godly Amazing Dude
Fall into temporary delusion that you are now an arbiter who has come into existence, sent by an omniscient, omnipotent entity, to rule over the land. You raise your hands to summon your Awesomely Godly OP powers you obviously possess as it was granted by this entity,
whom you worship as, Egreham.
You also remember to give yourself a middle name, An, and a surname, 비흔.
But when you pronounce your name, it feels like you should be called Earlan(earl-an) 비흔 instead.

You suddenly gawk at your knowledge of another language that may or may not exist in this dimension
It MUST BE one of you Godly Amazing Dude trait with the perk of being an worshiper of your god call Egreham

[Egreham]

Make the first fan-fic in this world based on yourself of how Egreham created Nix and sent Earlan the Godly Amazing Dude with his obviously existent Awesomely Godly OP powers and his perk of "Knowing Bonus Languages" by having the surname of 비흔.
You shall call this
"THE --/---/-/...././.-./..-./..-/-.-./-.-/../-./--. BIBLE, BEST BOOK EVAR".
You just discovered you can write in secret codes. You are shocked by your Godly Amazing Dude status and its perk of "Knowing Bonus Languages Including Mysterious Codes"

You can just feel Egreham looking down with his divine approval, one hand across his chest and the other stroking his godlike Santa beard and with a teeth-apart-smile, big enough to narrow his eyes that penetrates the "Fourth Wall".

You are so proud of yourself.

[doom101]

OOC: okay that's a bit out there, also you just called yourself a god, multiple times... that's a bit disturbing.
and why Korean?
i'm down with Earl though.
also Nix is our god isn't he? Nix the sun god.

[Aduvash]

also Nix is our god isn't he? Nix the sun god.

OOC: Sure, why not?

You remember your name, it was "Earl", what an odd name, you also seem to remember someone back where you lived named "Egreham", he was a dork and you used to pick on him, Good times. Now, what were you doing again?

[Sharpscope]

Go take a leak at a tree (Mans gotta do what a mans gotta do sometimes ey?)

Go inside the cave and warm yourself beside the fire again. Then sleep near the fire (If its nighttime)

[Egreham]

OOC: Sure, why not?

You remember your name, it was "Earl", what an odd name, you also seem to remember someone back where you lived named "Egreham", he was a dork and you used to pick on him, Good times. Now, what were you doing again?

whoa whoa, isn't he suffering from amnesia, like he has no past memories? This is a forced plot twist for the sole purpose of insulting!



Oh well, that's that.
I kind of expected, "You wake up again, from a dream where you just woke up a dream.".

[Flaming_Donut]

OOC:could we use the mushroom to help us in some way like as bait or something? and thank god i didnt light this game on fire
after your done taking care of yourself you decide to try and make a simple rabbit snare near where you found the other one if a snare seems to early right now you can also just look for some supplies